AWW 23.01.2008:- Feeling the Pinch(o)
A first walk led by Peter this season, and a few other firsts in that we had two debutantes, Val and Sue, and Stan and Elaine returned for the second half of the season, having made cameo appearances in December, mainly the Christmas beanfeast.
I am having to embellish this account, as regrettably the leader didn't even manage to equal Ian S.'s 62 words last time. I am charitably blaming a satellite communications and InterWeb failure between Peter's isolated Outpost in Pincho and the CB's Inbox.
As I suspect this is his first walk eligible for blogging by myself, he perhaps didn't realise the implications of waiving the right to defend himself, and throwing himself on the mercies of a CB champing at the bit to publish before the weekend. But then, having led a pretty flawless walk with no controversial occurrences, and metronomic timing, he perhaps smugly asserted his right to silence with confidence! We shall see.
Most of the starters - spot the man with two hats!
Lead Singer: Peter.
Just been to the Barber's Shop! (see link )
And as Themselves: Oscar (the Comeback Kid), Nandi, Maddy, Tiggy
Stats: Total Distance: 15km; Total Time: 4 hr 12 min; Moving Time: 3 hr 30 min; Moving Average: 4.2 km/hr;
Overall Average: 3.5 km/hr; Total Ascent: 516 m.; max Elevation: 260m.
A glorious cool morning in the car park of Solar do Pincho, promising pleasant walking conditions, and a good turn out of 17. Ian W. brought a commercial tone to the start, when he opened a car Boot sale and tried to convince Myriam that he had her size!
Plenty 0f room for growth madam!
Unlike Ian S., Peter had not had the AWW secateurs on his recce, so it befell Paul with limited assistance from Brian, to clear the path for the troupe.
The Twin Towers!
Ian adjusts his neckwear.
The art of camouflage
EDP Benefit Route
And so to everyone's favourite topic - Lunch - which was achieved bang on schedule at a very user friendly bank, which avoided the embarrassing creaks and groans, as lunchers attempted to regain the vertical after a short break at ground level.
Alex is very attractive!
It was noted that the Recession is biting hard, as Myriam and I had to make do with ham and Colman's instead of the usual smoked salmon sandwiches. We are hoping for some food parcels soon!
The rest of the walk has receded from my memory being 5 days distant from this date of publication, but there was a minor navigational error that took us past a long line of bee hives, which fortunately were fairly inactive in the cool weather. Luckily Peter was on good speaking terms with the couple whose property and patio we had to negotiate to regain the trail.
There were rivers to cross:-
Sue found this the best part of her first walk with us!
Mission Accomplished
Late Breaking News:
An unusually Reliable Source has informed the CB that Gordon (of the Gully fame), who was in hospital recently for operations on various joints and accoutrements, which in no way, shape or form could conceivably have been damaged, strained or even mildly disarticulated by his participation in two successive RTC walks, has been asked to leave the Hospital in question because of his insistence that his Brass Band hold rehearsals in his ward, in order to fine tune their next public performance!
This he has done, but as a sop to the medicos, he has engaged the services of two full time Masseuses/Night Nurses, to aid his speedy recovery. The Band and the Boy Scouts have clubbed together and donated their Christmas Club money to pay for these essential services, and we wish him a hearty Get Well Soon, and your place in next year's RTC has already been reserved!
"Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it." Naisbitt, John
P.S.
Nice one Constable!
"Modesty involves finding a Trig Point and getting behind it!" CB. 2008
3 Comments:
It is an outrageous lie...I was not late! The fact that I am not so vain as those who fight their way over the small and weak to the front of every photograph cannot be construed in any Court of Law as being late. I have taken advice on this.
Faithfully,
Disgusted of Sargacal.
Despite that in the interest of a free, uncensored and unbiased press, I personally had to publish the above comment on behalf of 'Disgusted of Sargaçal' - "Methinks she doth protest too loud!" - "The camera never lies!", and I refuse to believe that she concealed herself behind Myriam, who is well known for oppressing the 'small and weak'!
CB.
By order of the Civil Magistrate:
In rem Disgusted of Sagarcal v. Paulo a Pe (AWW case number 103 of 2008),brought before me in chambers this morning for preliminary hearing, I award a cooling-off period, as permitted in terms of Civil Code Article 4798(111),sub-section b)(3), until Wednesday 30th March 2008, the duly advertised next AWW outing.
So ruled.28th January 2008
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